starbucks

synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.

i love you. you are my starbucks.

by Jesse Colburn March 05, 2008

hydrant

a bathroom or toliet.

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

by Jesse Colburn March 29, 2008

upright

to be awake, out of bed, or standing up.

dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright.

by Jesse Colburn January 10, 2009

destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley

she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner

by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010

tin man

someone without a heart.

if you can hear this little girl sing, and not smile you are the tin man.

by Jesse Colburn January 14, 2008

no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008