Jesse Colburn's definitions

hydrant

a bathroom or toliet.

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

by Jesse Colburn March 29, 2008

no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

tin man

someone without a heart.

if you can hear this little girl sing, and not smile you are the tin man.

by Jesse Colburn January 14, 2008

starbucks

synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.

i love you. you are my starbucks.

by Jesse Colburn March 5, 2008

spill

to vent, use a lot of words, free form rap, a braindump of ideas.

could be used to describe a lengthy blog post, or a boring speech.

can be used in a positive or negitive way.

wow honey, that was quite a spill.

by Jesse Colburn August 18, 2007

foose

to rest. stop.

comes from that thing that happens when the fooseball on the table stops in one of those spots where it can't be hit.

i have the weekend off so i am just going to let it foose

by Jesse Colburn January 21, 2009

declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley

she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner

by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010