Jesse's definitions

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

Frog

A cute little hopping amphibian.

Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!

by jesse February 18, 2007

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 3, 2004

maxin

Climax or orgasm

I was maxin when my hoe started bumpin

by Jesse August 14, 2003

grrlcrazy

n.,the overindulgence in the whole "grrl-" prefixation.

Grrl-this, grrl-that, she's really grrlcrazy.

by Jesse December 14, 2003