Shit Rope

The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down, all the way to con college.

You're up a shit rope now boys

by Jesse February 27, 2005

elpimpahoe

ill pimp a hoe

next week elpimpahoe

by jesse June 17, 2004

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 03, 2004

urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents

i just looked up ghetto on www.urbandictionary.com

by Jesse December 31, 2003

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

lowrider

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.

yo mang,Ill run you over in my lowrider sa

by jesse February 12, 2004

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003