Jesse's definitions

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

qwazx

The left side of the keyboard...quazx.com for more

qwazx is so l33t

by Jesse July 25, 2003

internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

by Jesse January 7, 2004

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003

graffiti

A form of art and expression. The world is each ones canvas.

by jesse September 14, 2003

TRADE

Example of a gay one-night stand. Typically used in the South.

That big queen Josh hooked up with some trade and got laid yesterday.

by jesse July 8, 2003

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007