Jess's definitions

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by jess September 29, 2004

chipz

means sex started by girls in welwyn garden so they could talk bout it round parents/teachers

me and my boyfreind are avin chipz 2nite

i want chipz

by jess November 29, 2004

Absoposilutely

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.

It's absoposilutely going to happen.

by Jess November 22, 2003

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.

That girl's name should be smuttonchops

by Jess December 1, 2003

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.

"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"

by Jess January 19, 2004