Jess's definitions
Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
by Jess July 21, 2005
Get the close-mindedmug. An internet alias of Tim, the origin of which he has told me about many times but I cannot entirely remember.
The recent acquiree of a hickey. Used to work at gamestop. Has a cool hat.
Vehemently opposes the use of the word ham.
The recent acquiree of a hickey. Used to work at gamestop. Has a cool hat.
Vehemently opposes the use of the word ham.
by Jess April 25, 2004
Get the Wezilmug. n 1: a modern day mystifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic. 2: the result of something incomprehensible.
by Jess March 11, 2004
Get the mindfreakmug. The best looking guy! Is a sweetheart for the most part but has trouble understanding his girlfriend and all her craziness. A great friend and hardworker. Extreme Intelligence. Did I mention HOT!
I love you CoreyMyLove!!!!
by Jess November 22, 2004
Get the Corey Austinmug. An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.
by Jess April 7, 2005
Get the Modest Mousemug. "The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.
by Jess August 24, 2004
Get the O. Henry-esquemug. 1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 15, 2004
Get the godmug.