Jess's definitions

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.

Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.

by Jess April 17, 2005

shtick

another word for a skit or a funny, short play.

at the talent show someone did a really funny shtick.

by jess August 14, 2004

morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

by Jess March 28, 2005

ville valo

mr sexy; yum

just look at him!

by jess April 21, 2004

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003