Jess's definitions

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 21, 2005

Wezil

An internet alias of Tim, the origin of which he has told me about many times but I cannot entirely remember.

The recent acquiree of a hickey. Used to work at gamestop. Has a cool hat.

Vehemently opposes the use of the word ham.

Wez Nest: OMG I TYPED HAM

by Jess April 25, 2004

mindfreak

n 1: a modern day mystifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic. 2: the result of something incomprehensible.

I've been mindfreaked. That was a total mindfreak. He is such a mindfreak.

by Jess March 11, 2004

Corey Austin

The best looking guy! Is a sweetheart for the most part but has trouble understanding his girlfriend and all her craziness. A great friend and hardworker. Extreme Intelligence. Did I mention HOT!

I love you CoreyMyLove!!!!

by Jess November 22, 2004

Modest Mouse

An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.

The track 3rd Planet off the Moon and Antarctica album was a great opener

by Jess April 7, 2005

O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

by Jess August 24, 2004

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004