Jess's definitions

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by jess September 29, 2004

balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.

I pooped my pants today, BALOP!

by Jess April 18, 2005

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 1, 2003

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003