Jess's definitions

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.

Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.

by Jess April 17, 2005

rainbowing

when different girls each put on different color lipsticks and suck a guys dick and leavs a mark of the lipstick color on it

"yo dude i went rainbowing last night with jess, jess, lis, and kira!"

by Jess November 14, 2003

Monty Python

A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.

Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?

by Jess October 20, 2003

fatarm

when you lift your arm up and there is fat jiggling to and fro.
or you are just obese and everything about you is fat, including your arms.

wayne, "dont look now! that lady has some serious fatarm."
jimbo, "damn bro, that lady fat."

by jess October 16, 2004