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what'ago

Texan for "before"
"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.
by jess February 1, 2004
mugGet the what'agomug.

Jersey salute

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
by Jess February 27, 2005
mugGet the Jersey salutemug.

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of
Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.
by Jess November 18, 2003
mugGet the face rapemug.

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.
Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.
by Jess February 19, 2005
mugGet the somebody told memug.

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
mugGet the geekgasmmug.

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
mugGet the Poofmug.

Romp

by jess August 14, 2003
mugGet the Rompmug.

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