dubbing

tickle the head of the penis with your toungue

i was dubbing joe
also...joe was dubbed
or would u like me to dub you?

by jess April 03, 2003

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 27, 2003

Russia

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

by Jess February 07, 2005

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

by Jess November 18, 2003

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 21, 2005

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006