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Arnold Schwarznegger

The best actor in the entire universe!!! Has huge muscles, an awesome accent, and a last name that is ridiculously hard to spell.
by Jess July 19, 2005
mugGet the Arnold Schwarzneggermug.

kewlers

Her hair looks so kewlers today!
by jess August 7, 2004
mugGet the kewlersmug.

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.
Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.
by Jess April 17, 2005
mugGet the George W. Bushmug.

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
mugGet the smuttonchopsmug.

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
mugGet the gun controlmug.

unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.
Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.
by Jess April 25, 2004
mugGet the unmodmug.

sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.
"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"
by Jess January 19, 2004
mugGet the sooky sooky nowmug.

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