Jess's definitions

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

foznee

term of endearment from one wigger to the next. Can be shortened to "foz"

'Sup, foz? -or- 'sup foznee?

by Jess July 16, 2004

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.

Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.

by Jess April 17, 2005

Arnold Schwarznegger

The best actor in the entire universe!!! Has huge muscles, an awesome accent, and a last name that is ridiculously hard to spell.

Hasta la vista, baby.

by Jess July 19, 2005

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004