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A failure at combining the words "absolutely" and "positively." As some of you may have noticed, it drops the "tiv" part of "positively."

For a better version, try using "Absoposilutively."
Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: Absoposilutely
Guy 1: Yeah, that's not really helping your case.
by Selias August 15, 2014
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