Jess's definitions

dark horse

a secret male slut who no one excepts to be a womanizer

Mrs. Burgess upon seeing tom's pencil case "Tom your a dark horse"

by Jess January 3, 2005

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

diznick

A stupid way to spell dick.

Suck my diznick, biatch.

by Jess December 8, 2004

gruel

cool and great combined

i heard some totally gruel news!

by jess December 6, 2004

Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".

'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'

by Jess December 2, 2004

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

chipz

means sex started by girls in welwyn garden so they could talk bout it round parents/teachers

me and my boyfreind are avin chipz 2nite

i want chipz

by jess November 29, 2004