TLC

Tender Lesbian Cooch

That girl has one nice TLC

by Jeremy April 22, 2004

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 23, 2003

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 06, 2005

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 15, 2005

w/e

Slang for what else usally used in instant messanging.

So you went to the movies and w/e?

by Jeremy April 02, 2005

Licuria's Mum

See MILF
Matthew Licuria (Licuria) has a really hot mum that everyone would like to bang.

Whoa man, your girlfriend's as hot as Licuria's mum!

by Jeremy October 07, 2004

powermeat

noun-Reference to the male genitalia, particularly the schlong. This term originated somehere around the mid nineteenth century, as a label for the legendary schlong of this one Patagonian guy.

"My powermeat is approaching maximum velocity!!"

by Jeremy April 25, 2003