by Jeremy August 30, 2004

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 04, 2007

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
by jeRemy May 04, 2003

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty
by Jeremy November 22, 2003

by Jeremy March 04, 2004
