funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.
"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"
by Jeremy April 13, 2005
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piece

how much u sellin dat piece
by jeremy October 22, 2003
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dirt road

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road
by Jeremy December 04, 2002
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square

term used by pimps to describe nonpimps
Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."
by Jeremy February 01, 2004
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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 05, 2003
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humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."
"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"
by Jeremy May 12, 2004
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