Jeremy's definitions

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Woo

A large asian man who constantly creates problems because of his unquenchable hunger for molesting Sean Dill and eating sanwiches.

Quinton Woo

by Jeremy November 19, 2003

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

by jeremy May 11, 2004

pop rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 12, 2004