Jeremy's definitions

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003

Hobbz

the shiz

man that is the HOBBZ yo!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.

"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Zareism

All who worship Zare as lord and savior.

I love you Zare; Zareism

by Jeremy January 7, 2005

speed poop

Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

by Jeremy September 27, 2004

techneek

Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school

oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster

by Jeremy August 25, 2004

prog

The style of music defined by odd time signatures and bizarre instrumentation. Shortened version of progressive.

Pink Floyd is prog.

by Jeremy December 26, 2003