Jen's definitions

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

by jen August 19, 2004

norm

a warm, caring, normal guy, who has to stick up for himself as hes been lumberd with such a name, which seems to others as hes boring!!

my lovely boyfriend norm. boy is he the opposite of boring!

by jen February 23, 2004

NBHHY

Online shorthand for "Nothing Bad Has Happened Yet"

Last week they said I might die from surgical complications, but NBHHY.

by Jen November 30, 2004

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

Stacy Kiebler

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

by jen September 6, 2004

mobbing

speeding, moving at high speeds

i was mobbing down the freeway at like 85

by Jen November 20, 2003