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Dinoman was actually a real dinosaur, apparantly not dissimilar to a Velociraptor. Dinoman comes about, as the Stenonychosaurus waws believed to be evolving into a humanoid figure. As one can imagine, it causes great hilarity to hear dinoman's catchphrases, such as "Chamoon, bruvas, i be a jurassic jimmy" or "i be one prehistoric mofo, hee hee"
by Jeffrey Douglas July 27, 2006
Get the Dinoman mug.Without any doubt what so ever, 12 is the greatest number of all time. it's not likely that anyone does'nt know this but for those of you who want to be reminded of just how good 12 is here... Months in a Year? Hours in a.m? some of the finest rugby players have worn 12, the number of the inside centre jersey in union. The board of friends officialy recognized this, and one of it's main aims is to spread the knowledge of this fact. In the history of the universe,only 12 things have happened, numer 3 being dinosaurs and number 11 being star wars. this isn't a crackpot theory, throughout any given day you will see at least three 12 references. Snoop Dogg's favourite number is also 12.
by Jeffrey Douglas August 6, 2006
Get the 12 mug.Condiment, essential to any honky white man's supper. Tasting of Quail eggs, HE-MAN once remarked "My goodness, i wouldn't be where i am today if it were not for Vinegar's acidity"
Yes Vinegar is tax-free, and for good reason, for indeed a dak chapter of Atlantis' history, is where they tried to tax vinegar, and the city sank like an unsinkable liner without sufficient lifeboats.
Yes Vinegar is tax-free, and for good reason, for indeed a dak chapter of Atlantis' history, is where they tried to tax vinegar, and the city sank like an unsinkable liner without sufficient lifeboats.
by Jeffrey Douglas August 31, 2006
Get the Vinegar mug.Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
Get the wonky bollocks mug.1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
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" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
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" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
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" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
by Jeffrey Douglas December 12, 2008
Get the hard work mug.A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
Customers, oblivious.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006
Get the chip shop fart mug.adj. meaning agile. Nimble people are often thin and frail. Piano players are nimble, weak and frail. They would be no longer nimble if their fingers were cut off, so perhaps being nimble isnt all its cracked up to be
E.g. Jason Robinson
Frank: "Woe, woo, oh, the way he prances along is so nimble! so gracious! so elegant"
Baz: "But he is weak and frail. What good is there in being nimble, when you can't lift a car??"
Frank: "Woe, woo, oh, the way he prances along is so nimble! so gracious! so elegant"
Baz: "But he is weak and frail. What good is there in being nimble, when you can't lift a car??"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006
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