Jeff D's definitions

Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

one nighter

Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"

See "humpty dumpty"

by Jeff D April 22, 2003

Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

fantasstic

A wonderful, superb and remarkably nice ASS.

That cuntfident bellybutton pierced, tatbooty'd slunthore has a butt that's totally fantASStic! I'm no clitiot - so I wouldn't ignorgasm her like every other enigman.

by Jeff D October 21, 2005

crapuccino

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

by Jeff D April 20, 2003