Jeff D's definitions

REubble

Short for Real Estate (RE) Bubble.

When this REubble blows, there will be a lot of foreclosures where people will be Greenspanked.

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

Cuntass

A very rare find - A pussy(cunt) that's super tight like an anus(ass).

That girl was so damn tight she had a cuntass! The ideal kind of Slunthore indeed.

by Jeff D September 23, 2005

Outcommunicado

The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.

People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.

by Jeff D August 4, 2005

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by Jeff D June 14, 2004

Double Stuffed Oreo's

Very Large Fake Tits with Massive Oreo Cookie Sized Nipples.

Those are obviously "Double Stuffed Oreo's" because they don't sag or bounce at all.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003