TV Dinner

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"

I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

fantasstic

A wonderful, superb and remarkably nice ASS.

That cuntfident bellybutton pierced, tatbooty'd slunthore has a butt that's totally fantASStic! I'm no clitiot - so I wouldn't ignorgasm her like every other enigman.

by Jeff D October 21, 2005

bungtongue

When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.

"I was eating her ass but ended up with a case of bungtongue."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

Nopples

When nipples don't protrude as they normally should and actually invert.

Broom-Hilda StitsHass has a very hot twat, but her tits have nopples instead of nipples.

by Jeff D February 13, 2006

SCAMerica

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.

Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005