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obecalp

An actual medical prescription written by doctors for psychosomatic symptoms. The pill is merely a sugar or salt tablet and is intended to spark a placebo-effect. In fact, the word is "placebo" spelled backwards.
Since medical tests found nothing wrong with the patient, the doctor resorted to prescribing a high dosage of obecalp and hoped that a placebo effect would relieve the pain.
by Jeff September 2, 2006
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Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
by Jeff September 2, 2006
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bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.
by Jeff July 29, 2003
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Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
by Jeff April 5, 2004
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blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission
child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle
by jeff December 26, 2004
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ronnie

"i just bought a gram of that ronnie and now i'm nodding out. i think i'm gonna puke."
by jeff August 11, 2008
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gay bob

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock
by jeff February 19, 2004
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