Jeff's definitions

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

scadelous

someone dressed skanky or trashy

look at that scadelous biarch

by jeff December 9, 2004

pimbles

disgusting nasty overgrown pimples in groups

abby u got some fucked up pimbles on yo face get some face wash and get away from me

by jeff April 1, 2004

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

enyo

this is an ancient eastern word for booger.

Tip well or the pizza guy will deposit enyo's on your next order.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

wigger

A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.

When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

by Jeff February 11, 2005