wigger

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.
John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.
by Jeema July 21, 2008
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threfting

The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.
Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!
by Jeema June 27, 2006
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gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
by Jeema December 07, 2009
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wiggerish

Of, or pertaining to being a wigger
Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.
by Jeema March 27, 2007
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ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
by Jeema August 03, 2005
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toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.
I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.
by Jeema July 20, 2006
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
by Jeema November 02, 2007
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