Definitions by Jeema

gift card laundering 

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

gift card laundering by Jeema December 7, 2009

wigger 

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.

John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.

wigger by Jeema August 17, 2008

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

don't tase me, bro by Jeema November 22, 2007

wiggerish 

Of, or pertaining to being a wigger

Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.

wiggerish by Jeema April 1, 2007

toastfucking 

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

threfting 

The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.

Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!

threfting by Jeema June 29, 2006

peace out 

A very informal goodbye greeting; 'see you later'. Sometimes used in an ironic fashion for goodbyes that should be more serious, i.e. the recipient dying, being killed, defeated, or left behind.

Peace out, Holmes. Catch you on the flipside.

peace out by Jeema November 18, 2005