turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

smoothie

Blow job

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

hang trout

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

saggits

Saggy tits; usually large and droopy. a.k.a. "bob saggits"

Michelle rested her saggits on the table because her back was sore.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003