Jean Shepherd's definitions

Smiley Vagirus

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008

megajew

One-sixth of the number of Jews killed in the holocaust.

Hitler is alleged to have killed 6 megajews in the holocaust. Some holocaust deniers claim the figure is closer to .4 megajews.

by Jean Shepherd July 30, 2009

Baracklash

An anti-Barack Obama sentiment among white voters.

Barack Obama is feeling a Baracklash against him by white voters who aren't ready to elect a black president.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

baracklash

An anti-Barack Obama sentiment among white voters.

Barack Obama is feeling a Baracklash against him by white voters who aren't ready to elect a black president.

by Jean Shepherd February 21, 2008

Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.

Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.

by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010