that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.
- Wow, Angelo is a really lazy person...
- At least he isn't megamewtu lazy!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'