I'm going to park my car in your driveway
by Jebus July 04, 2003

by jebus January 15, 2004

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.
by Jebus September 09, 2003

by jebus October 14, 2003

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.
by Jebus January 26, 2005

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
by Jebus April 13, 2005
