Ugly

by Jebus July 04, 2003
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driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway
I'm going to park my car in your driveway
by Jebus July 04, 2003
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YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'
YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!
by jebus January 15, 2004
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sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.
Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*
by Jebus September 09, 2003
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wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.
Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.
by jebus October 14, 2003
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cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.
What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?
by Jebus January 26, 2005
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Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
by Jebus April 13, 2005
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