Cliterature

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.
by Jebus April 5, 2003
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Shiggity

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"
by Jebus June 2, 2003
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starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.
"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"
by Jebus June 2, 2003
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bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!
"bonjurity old chap"
by Jebus March 10, 2004
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left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
by Jebus January 27, 2005
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