Cliterature

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Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 05, 2003

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

stooch

the one who is jesus

That stooch saved me, now i see the light

by Jebus May 20, 2003

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

Gne

the sound that a penguin makes

At the zoo today, the penguins would not shut up; all you hear all day was gne, gne, gne!

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.

My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.

by Jebus December 08, 2003