Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual

The most man-meat-craving of all gaylords.

He's a gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual. In fact, he's so gay he turned richard Simmons straight.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009

homosexual supporting cast

A phrase used in the anime "Ouran Highschool Host Club" when one of the characters named Tamaki Suoh explained that since he and Haruhi are the main characters, they clearly must be love interests. His response to the twins' question when they asked him what the rest of the group was, he said they were the "homosexual supporting cast. In summary; he meant that he and Haruhi were straight while the rest of the host club was gay.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh yeah, and what does that make us?
Tamaki: You; are the homosexual supporting cast!

by kwerkykitty200 September 28, 2017

Homosexual-sexual

When someone has an extreme gay fetish or pretends to be transgender or bisexual to be in a gay relationship to fulfill their fucked up fantasies, brought onto them by books, tv shows or anime. They praise and worship gay couples. They will hate on straight couples and only "ship" gay couple. They will refuse to watch/read/talk about anything if it isn't gay. The girls fail to realize that they will never be in a boyxboy relationship and vise versa. Homosexual-sexuals are hated by the LBGT community for fetishizing them and pretending to be them to get off.

"If it's gay it's an A+!"
"Gay relationships are so hot, too bad I'm a girl"
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"What the hell is wrong with them?"
"They're homosexual-sexual"

by fynny6669 July 7, 2018

homosexual salad

A room full of gay dudes. (/ij)

"Have you ever been to a homosexual salad?"
"No dude.. Why? Is it fun?"
"Fuck yeah! You should join me next time!"

by stinkk April 9, 2022

Homosexual Slushy

When a group of five homeless homosexuals get a free snow cone. Take it back to their tent where they preform oral on one another and cum on the free snow cone, turning it into a slushy.

You look like a guy that could destroy a few homosexual slushy’s

by Fakos April 28, 2022