JeBus's definitions

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 21, 2005

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by jebus January 15, 2004

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 9, 2003

Ugly

Your mom

Damn ugly ass mofo

by Jebus July 4, 2003

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003