JeBus's definitions

Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.

My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.

by Jebus December 8, 2003

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by jebus January 15, 2004

Gaytona 500

a sexual reference used by gay men when having sex

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"

by jebus January 15, 2004

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004

akdoermna

To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.

Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.

by Jebus January 28, 2004

Sexual Suggestion

Comment made meaning they want to make babies with you

Is it ok if we dance in here?

by Jebus December 10, 2002