51 definition by JeBus

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!
"bonjurity old chap"
by Jebus March 10, 2004

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To snort illegal substances out of a partners anus. The most common ones are shoving your asshole full of speed and cocaine and forcing your slave to snoty it out.

Can also be a gay midget with three tesicles and man breasts.

Or

A guy who acts strait but really desires a big penis in his mouth. Occaisonly goes out with girls to look normal. Is really gay in the inside.
Your faggot ass is a akdoermna.
by Jebus January 28, 2004

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to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish
That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins
by Jebus February 26, 2003

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Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness
"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"
by Jebus September 24, 2004

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A person who pretends to be away, when they arent.
a JERKFACE
man stop actin like a jak-away
by jebus April 07, 2003

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A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.
"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"
by jebus May 01, 2004

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1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway
I'm going to take the parkway to get there
by Jebus July 04, 2003

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