JeBus's definitions

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 21, 2005

Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.

The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!

by Jebus April 13, 2005

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex

god damn that starburst was fucktabulous

by Jebus December 10, 2002

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

by Jebus January 4, 2005

parkway

1)referred to as "highway" in some areas
2)a place to drive your car at high speed limits; is often confused with DRIVEway

I'm going to take the parkway to get there

by Jebus July 4, 2003

Gne

the sound that a penguin makes

At the zoo today, the penguins would not shut up; all you hear all day was gne, gne, gne!

by Jebus February 26, 2003