51 definitions by JeBus

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by JeBus September 27, 2003

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by JeBus July 5, 2003

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by JeBus January 16, 2004

YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by JeBus January 15, 2004

Snoopy

Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass

you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you

by JeBus December 10, 2002

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by JeBus December 31, 2005

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by JeBus January 27, 2005