Hoe

A tool that’s used to loosen dirt in preparation to plant grass seeds.
“Dude I am so tired. I been hoeing in the front yard…I hoed on the side of the building, and I’ve been hoeing all day”
by Jaythereal December 24, 2022
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Opera Winsfreedom

She wore a grey turtle neck sweater in the month of December. The autumn leaves fell to the ground I skd her off. Intrusive thoughts float through my mind all the time as I drive through the beautiful mountains of Oregon. The brown, orange, and tan, like salt in olive oil, blend together. I couldn’t understand why I was so drawn to her grey sweater. It may have been her perfume. Maybe it was her delicious lips. Maybe it was her curvaceous hips. I told her that her sweater is attractive. She asked me, “When will you sk me off again.” My response, “When you cook for me again.”
“Opera Winsfreedom bought a restaurant in Chicago dude…Totally awesome!”
by Jaythereal December 21, 2022
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Joseph

I saw Joseph at the party. The man is hung like a horse.
by Jaythereal December 15, 2022
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Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.
Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.
by Jaythereal December 24, 2022
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A gentle, kind, caring, sensitive lady who has a man in Buffalo, New York.
Caitlyn’s man is in Buffalo. He was pretending to be happy however I know he was not. The reason was because he wanted me to go down on him. I skd his hard ck in the back room of the grocery store.
by Jaythereal December 16, 2022
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Hermaphrocock

A fat dk with sweet slimy cum swirling around it prior to transfer upon puffy nipples on succulent breasts. The fat ck is throbbing to burst. The fat ck is hot inside of you and desires it’s head to be bobbed on in short spurts.
“Would you lick this thick hermaphrocock for me?”
by Jaythereal December 23, 2022
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Caitlyn

A very beautiful, charming, and cleaver woman of complexity and sophistication.
Yo Caitlyn is fine. Her outfit is stunning. That is a gorgeous woman.
by Jaythereal December 15, 2022
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