Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!
Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.
by jay November 25, 2004
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minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines
lots of hmong niggaz live here man
by jay February 20, 2005
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chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer
man, i have a chode
by jay February 12, 2003
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day of defeat

A WW2 based mod of half-life. You should not compare it with CS since the two are completely different exept for the fact that its a first person shooter with 2 teams.
by jay January 25, 2004
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headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.
by Jay July 02, 2004
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jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.
Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.
by Jay April 06, 2005
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