burto

by Jason August 4, 2004
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rabbit turd

the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.
Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.

Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
by JASON February 5, 2004
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call me

to call someone..using some sort of telephone (communication device before instant messaging)
erin said call me for some hot phone sex. i said no man.
by jason April 26, 2004
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dark

A dork that narks frequently during peak hours of the day. It is particularly apparent during autumnal equialnox and aurora boralias is visible.
Eric darked Joe out to Yalena

The hu ke lau is full of darks
by Jason February 23, 2005
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ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".
"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"
by Jason October 2, 2005
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dichotomy

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy
the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray
by jason August 25, 2003
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yamus

That girl has a smelly yamus!
by Jason November 5, 2003
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