Jamfetto's definitions

faceoholic

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

brand pheromone

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.

It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.

by Jamfetto February 23, 2009

robotskeletonarmy

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.

While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.

by jamfetto March 10, 2010

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

by Jamfetto June 23, 2009

Three O

Another way of stating that you're Out of Office .

Dude,I'm Three O for the week catch ya later.
His/Her Three O is still on .. we need to text him/her to change her status..

by Jamfetto February 19, 2009

wikibert

Those that follow the request(s) by Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report blindly changing wikiality to his way of thought ever changing historical truth. Oh well it's a better way to go than what we've been doing ..
Pronouced "WICK-EE-BEAR"

The wikibert comes out and changes reality at the request of it's leader.

by Jamfetto December 14, 2008