Definitions by Jam Master J

ice cube 

One of the greatest Mc's of all time. I dont know what you fuckers are talkin about. You think you're funny with your little acting jokes, but the truth is, if his acting were half as good as his mic skills, he'd be winnin Oscars. I think it's hilarious that a buncha kids who are probably white cyber geeks are commenting on how 'soft' Ice Cube is. He may not have been shot nine times like your gay ass pop rapper 50 Cent, but at least Ice Cube can rap. 50 Cent and all those muthafuckas that just came on the scene suck cock. Ice Cube started this gangsta shit, and this the muthafuckin thanks he gets?

Ice Cube is the hardest mofo out there, dumbasses.

ice cube by Jam Master J May 4, 2005

Chuck Taylors 

The illest shoe ever made. So simple yet so sick. I wore these shoes all my life. They were first made in the 1950's and have been worn since then by all types of people, including gangsta rappers, rockstars, b-ballers, skaters, and people who just like to chill. Now, due to faux pop-punkers like Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Green Day, they have become increasingly popular with trendy poser chicks. Some geeky goth kids wear em too. But thanks to rappers such as the Game they are being reclaimed by blacks, the group that really rocked them in the first place. I don't really care what clique wears them, I'm gonna keep wearing them forever. I just hope the females don't completely take over the shoe and make it a feminine shoe to wear like they did the Adidas superstar. Oh well. They still rock, and always will.
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!

Uh, yeah, I said everything I wanted.

Chuck Taylors by Jam Master J April 26, 2005

hip-pop 

(n) (1) a popular type of rap music that features bubblegum beats and fake rappers sometimes singing alongside female singers such as J-Lo or Ashanti.
(2)hip-hop songs that reach the top 40, are incredibly overplayed, and are made by manufactured, fake rappers

Nelly, Ja Rule, Petey Pablo, NORE, and sometimes 50 Cent and Eminem produce crappy hip-pop

hip-pop by Jam Master J April 18, 2005

paesano 

(1) a word that really does exist, and the dude that said it didn't was incredibly wrong. He also needs to kick "Billy William's" ass or whoever the hell says paesano in the south, because I can tell that Billy Williams is not Italian at all and is a southern wannabe that should come to the Italian part of the Bronx or South Philly sometime to get his ass kicked.

Paesano is a real word, assholes. You live in the fuckin south and have no idea what you are talking about.

paesano by Jam Master J April 15, 2005

paecrophiliac 

n. a strange love of pac-man

Joe's been at that damn pac-man game all day. I think he is a paecrophiliac.

paecrophiliac by Jam Master J April 15, 2005

dude 

(n) a skater/surfer/stoner/nigga's penis

Yo, gurl, J's dude is the biggest I've ever seen!

dude by Jam Master J April 15, 2005

hydroplane

v. to drive a car at highspeeds while high on marijuana (see hydro)originated as a play on the words hydro, or marijuana, and hydroplane
n. (1) a type of DJ scratch
(2) a vehicle that can drive on land and water. Or something.

v. "It's the kinda high that got me leaning, 120 mph speeding, (that's) the meaning of a hydroplane." - NERD ft. Malice from Clipse in "Am I High"

n. (1)"Yo, did you hear that hydroplane while the DJ was cutting it?"
(2) "Oh goody, I get to drive my father's hydroplane today! I'm cool!"

hydroplane by Jam Master J April 14, 2005