Jakestar's definitions
1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
by JakeStar April 8, 2006
Get the handlemug. It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.
There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.
by JakeStar March 3, 2007
Get the american englishmug. "I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
Get the loosiesmug. The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
by JakeStar November 3, 2005
Get the heel-toe expressmug. Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
by JakeStar May 9, 2005
Get the dormcestmug. A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.
by JakeStar April 19, 2005
Get the Whitefishmug. by JakeStar April 22, 2005
Get the xangamug.