Jakestar's definitions

iMesh

A short lived P2P program. Came after Napster and before KaZaA.

iMesh was decent for videos, lousy for everything else.

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

contra

In a word: Hardcore

Contra III kicks so much ass that it is not suitable for women and children.

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

tag

v. "Tagging" is the act of delivering a quick, sharp, blow to the scrotum. A well placed tag will leave the victim rolling on the ground, clenching his testicles in agony, possobly even vomiting.

Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.

I was just standing there minding my own buissiness, when wouldn't you know it, he comes up from behind and tags me!

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.

Those Asians love their Xangas

by JakeStar April 22, 2005

american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.

There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.

by JakeStar March 3, 2007