JakeStar's definitions

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

I love the 90's

Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"

Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

handle

1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.

2. One's online alias or nickname.

Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.

"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"

"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."

by JakeStar April 8, 2006

guster

Fluffy rock for college girls.

Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.

by JakeStar April 5, 2005

Whitefish

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.

The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.

by JakeStar April 19, 2005

30 rack

A case consisting of 30 Beers

I'm gonna pick us up a few 30 racks and some boxes of wine and we'll have ourselves a nice ripper!

by JakeStar April 6, 2005

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005