Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

bc

Boston College

Is not a college, nor is it in Boston. It is a university and it is in Chestnut Hill.

After BC beat Notre Dame, there was a riot.

by JakeStar April 27, 2005

Snake Eater

1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.

2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.

You can eat snakes in Snake Eater!

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

scene

Judging by the pictures, its just emo with better lighting.

*sigh* I'm emo...

Hell yeah! I'm scene!

by JakeStar April 26, 2005

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 04, 2005

xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.

Those Asians love their Xangas

by JakeStar April 22, 2005

guster

Fluffy rock for college girls.

Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.

by JakeStar April 05, 2005