JakeStar's definitions

flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

by JakeStar August 9, 2005

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.

Fenway Park is famous for the Green Monster

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

remix

Said when a CD skips, sounding like a techno remix of the song.

"We jammin' jammin' jammin' ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja"

Whoa! I didnt know Bob Marley did a remix of "Jammin'"!

by JakeStar June 9, 2005

gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

by JakeStar May 14, 2005

dormcest

Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.

Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.

"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."

"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"

by JakeStar May 9, 2005

Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

by JakeStar May 8, 2005