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"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
by JakeStar August 9, 2005
Get the flophouse mug.A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.
The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.
The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.
We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.
by JakeStar April 18, 2005
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by JakeStar April 19, 2005
Get the Whitefish mug.A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
by JakeStar April 21, 2005
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Get the xanga mug.One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
Get the Garfield mug.When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.
When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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