51 definitions by JakeStar
A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
by JakeStar April 22, 2005
"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
by JakeStar July 18, 2005
Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"
Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?
by JakeStar May 5, 2005
"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
by JakeStar May 11, 2005
Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 4, 2005
A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by JakeStar December 31, 2005
1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
by JakeStar January 23, 2006