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The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
by JakeStar November 3, 2005
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"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
Get the loosies mug.Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 4, 2005
Get the ipod nano mug.1. When refering to a female, beastly means she is just that. A beast you would not want to go anywhere near.
2. When referring to anything else, it simply means large or impressive.
2. When referring to anything else, it simply means large or impressive.
1. I would not go near that beastly she-bitch, not even to talk to her hot friend!
2. That is one beastly truck you have there.
2. That is one beastly truck you have there.
by JakeStar September 5, 2005
Get the Beastly mug.Someone, usually female, and often of the scene, emo, or goth "subculture" who enjoys taking countless pictures of their heavily made-up selves and posting them online. Camwhores usually post their pictures on myspace, less often on livejournal and xanga, and sometimes even on our very own Urban Dictionary, out of a desire for attention and to show off their low-cut t-shirts and pale, underdeveloped boobies under poor lighting.
There are four types of pictures that the camwhore takes of herself:
1. The "Emo" picture-Common on livejournal and Urban Dictionary images for emo. Showing 3/4 of the face, camera held high, and looking down. Sullen expression a must. Usually taken in black and white.
2. The "Oops, I did it again"-Often used by scene girls on their myspace, the "Oops I did it again" is an attempt to seem coy or playful. Taken from the front, hand over mouth, eyes pointed up and to the side.
3. The "tuff" pic-Favored by ugly hardcore girls on their myspace profile. Another 3/4 view, this one is taken at eye level. Beady eyes and an angry expression shows just how xxHARDxCORExx the "tuff" girl is.
4. The "Happy Little Fairy"-Another common Livejournal pic, this one is favored by underage cutesy girls. Taken with the photographer lying on her back, camera pointed down at her face, wearing a dreamy, shit-eating gaze.
There are four types of pictures that the camwhore takes of herself:
1. The "Emo" picture-Common on livejournal and Urban Dictionary images for emo. Showing 3/4 of the face, camera held high, and looking down. Sullen expression a must. Usually taken in black and white.
2. The "Oops, I did it again"-Often used by scene girls on their myspace, the "Oops I did it again" is an attempt to seem coy or playful. Taken from the front, hand over mouth, eyes pointed up and to the side.
3. The "tuff" pic-Favored by ugly hardcore girls on their myspace profile. Another 3/4 view, this one is taken at eye level. Beady eyes and an angry expression shows just how xxHARDxCORExx the "tuff" girl is.
4. The "Happy Little Fairy"-Another common Livejournal pic, this one is favored by underage cutesy girls. Taken with the photographer lying on her back, camera pointed down at her face, wearing a dreamy, shit-eating gaze.
No, xxcryingxonethousandxtearsxx, I will not accept you as my friend. I dont even know you, you stupid camwhore.
by JakeStar September 5, 2005
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Get the Amateur Hour mug.One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.
by JakeStar August 30, 2005
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