2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

2.5-0 by JakeStar November 3, 2005

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Okay... You are bored. You are so vehemently bored that you actually decided to type out every single character on your small apple keyboard, including every "shift" version and every "alt" version and every "shift"+"alt" version.

Hey guys check this out: §±1!¡ 2@€™3£# 4$¢ 5%∞fi6^§fl7&¶‡8*•°9(ª·0)º‚-_–—=+≠±qQœŒwW∑„eE´‰rR®ÂtT†ÊyY¥ÁuU¨ËiI^ÈoOøØpPπ∏{“”}‘’aAåÅsSßÍdD∂ÎfFƒÏgG©ÌhH˙ÓjJ∆ÔkK˚lL¬Ò;:…Ú'"æÆ\|«»`~`ŸzZΩÛxX≈ÙcCçÇvV√◊bB∫ınN~ˆmMµ˜,<≤¯.>≥˘/?÷¿

§±1!¡ 2@€™3£# 4$¢ 5%∞fi6^§fl7&¶‡8*•°9(ª·0)º‚-_–—=+≠±qQœŒwW∑„eE´‰rR®ÂtT†ÊyY¥ÁuU¨ËiI^ÈoOøØpPπ∏[{“”]}‘’aAåÅsSßÍdD∂ÎfFƒÏgG©ÌhH˙ÓjJ∆ÔkK˚lL¬Ò;:…Ú'"æÆ\|«»`~`ŸzZΩÛxX≈ÙcCçÇvV√◊bB∫ınN~ˆmMµ˜,<≤¯.>≥˘/?÷¿ by adamjackpartington March 3, 2022

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ? 

Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 

Boom!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008