gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.
"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson
by JakeStar May 11, 2005
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korn

Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 04, 2005
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loosies

Loose cans or bottles of beer, as opposed to those in a package.
"I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"

"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
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american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.
There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.
by JakeStar May 03, 2005
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Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
by JakeStar April 22, 2005
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Beastly

1. When refering to a female, beastly means she is just that. A beast you would not want to go anywhere near.

2. When referring to anything else, it simply means large or impressive.
1. I would not go near that beastly she-bitch, not even to talk to her hot friend!

2. That is one beastly truck you have there.
by JakeStar August 17, 2005
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iMesh

A short lived P2P program. Came after Napster and before KaZaA.
iMesh was decent for videos, lousy for everything else.
by JakeStar April 04, 2005
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