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popped collar

The act of popping up the collar of a polo shirt, so it covers the neck.

Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now it is a trend among frat boys and preps.

A common look for the frat boy is to wear a pink polo shirt with the collar popped. The pink shirt fools sorostitutes into thinking that frat boy is comfortable with his sexuality, when in reality, every sixth word out of his mouth is faggot.
And here we see a fine specimen of prep. Note the sandles with socks, meticulously groomed hair, and popped collar.
by JakeStar May 7, 2005
mugGet the popped collarmug.

handle

1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.

2. One's online alias or nickname.

Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"

"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
by JakeStar April 8, 2006
mugGet the handlemug.

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.
My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?
by JakeStar September 2, 2005
mugGet the Amateur Hourmug.

scene

Judging by the pictures, its just emo with better lighting.
*sigh* I'm emo...

Hell yeah! I'm scene!
by JakeStar April 26, 2005
mugGet the scenemug.

halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 30, 2005
mugGet the halloweenmug.

american english

It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.
There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.
by JakeStar March 3, 2007
mugGet the american englishmug.

contra

Contra III kicks so much ass that it is not suitable for women and children.
by JakeStar April 4, 2005
mugGet the contramug.

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