ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

by jake August 19, 2004

pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman

Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 01, 2005

safe

(noun) a condom

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.

by Jake January 19, 2004

Rosa Park'd

a word in use for vague satire. not to it's subject, but towards punk'd.

peaceful resistance against opression.
usually involving boycotts. this aspect seperates it from Ghandi'd.

The bigoted manager of -restaurant name- was Rosa Park'd.

by jake April 18, 2004

shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.

So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk

by Jake January 28, 2004

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003