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Definitions by Jake

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size
"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"
O Ring by Jake March 6, 2004
to have a talent for
she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair
bent by Jake March 6, 2004

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
baseball analogy by Jake March 5, 2004

cleavage 

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
cleavage by Jake March 5, 2004
the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards
her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !
Bilge by Jake March 5, 2004

cock burner 

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards
she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !
cock burner by Jake March 5, 2004

dick fuse 

how long before you go off
My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
dick fuse by Jake March 5, 2004