Playing Football

Smoking Marijuana.

Wanna play some football?

by Jake May 21, 2004

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004

Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name

MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!

by Jake November 11, 2003

man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word

Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed

by Jake February 20, 2005

mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.

That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!

by Jake December 24, 2003

DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.

Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.

by Jake June 05, 2004

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007