hammer

The final and best trick in a skateboarders video part.

"Keep watching, wait until you see his hammer"

by Jake May 08, 2005

Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

by jake April 11, 2005

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005

i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects

What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large

by Jake December 24, 2004

tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like

1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.

by Jake February 20, 2004