Jake 's definitions

foggler

to micheviously ponder wrong doing, usually accompied by wiggling of the fingers.

as in " The Butt Foggler" :

The Butt Foggler foggled the butt.

by Jake October 12, 2004

Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!

Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 13, 2004

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Dirty Bonher

Popular act in which a sexually aroused male ' accidentally ' bumps into the backside of a female.

Man dude,look at that ASS! Im so gonna Bonher.

by Jake July 1, 2006

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004