Jake's definitions

beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus

"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"

by Jake May 3, 2004

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005

bujetto

To be queer in a way that you can't explain.

Alex and Mitchell were feeling each other up again, they're so bujetto.

by Jake May 8, 2003

knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.

"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."

by JakE May 24, 2007

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 1, 2003

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

tigairius

Tigairius was someone who originally spawned on the MMORPG-Game "Graalonline" (Featured at www.graalonline.com). Known for his
"leetness" and items.

You are a cool guy like tigairius

by Jake January 25, 2005