My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool
My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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Plate

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate
by Jake October 01, 2012
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 23, 2004
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heeg

A word coined by the question database ChaCha, possessing no specific meaning, but is instead used to quickly change the subject when they do not have an answer to your question.
Me: "How many mountains exist throughout the world?"

ChaCha: "There is no such thing as a heeg."

Me: Time to switch to KGB...
by JakE May 03, 2010
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baylaze

to smoke herb, or dank or what ever u call it
u tryin to baylaze tonight B
by Jake June 20, 2006
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Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?
Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.
by Jake January 08, 2005
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ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.
"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"
by jAkE August 08, 2005
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