Definitions by Jake

Priametry 

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

Priametry by Jake February 3, 2004

hot box 

noun, railroading term for an end bearing on a axle which has become extremely hot due to lack of lubrication.

A hot box is often the cause of a derailment (the train coming off the tracks)

hot box by Jake February 3, 2004

fuck toy 

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

fuck toy by Jake February 3, 2004

shaved beaver 

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

shaved beaver by Jake February 3, 2004

My Nose Itches 

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

My Nose Itches by Jake February 3, 2004

Fuck me pumps 

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.

Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.

Fuck me pumps by Jake February 3, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

wardrobe malfunction by Jake February 3, 2004