Jake's definitions

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

harvey

pet name for a male-shaped vibrator

She slipped Harvey up her bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

caltrop

1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."

by Jake February 6, 2005

t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

by Jake February 1, 2004

queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

by Jake May 9, 2003

hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.

She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.

by Jake March 11, 2004

Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 23, 2004