Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 08, 2003

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

Shital

1. a person of great respect
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people

Shital is Hiren's Best friend

by jake April 21, 2004

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 02, 2005

first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

by Jake March 01, 2004

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 03, 2004