Definitions by Jake
first time
one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.
Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
first time by Jake March 25, 2004
purple-headed monster
purple-headed monster by Jake March 25, 2004
size doesn't matter
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:
1)men with short penis'
2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
1)men with short penis'
2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
size doesn't matter by Jake March 24, 2004
rubdown
(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.