Jake's definitions

cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.

I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.

by Jake January 29, 2004

triple triple

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar

yeah, gimme a large triple triple

by Jake March 5, 2004

Kick the Gong

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.

"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"

by Jake October 5, 2003

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

wmi

one of the camp place. The place to be

WMI! is the place to be!

by Jake September 2, 2004

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004