Jake's definitions

kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

by Jake March 23, 2004

Total Request Live

Total Request DEAD

by Jake February 26, 2003

Keii

The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.

Jake: Hey Keii

Keii:...

Jake: yeah I feel you

Tom: Man you guys suck

Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.

Keii: learn something new everyday

by Jake December 28, 2004

Tweed

Mid Western term for something "hip" or cool. Prince once spoke of someone as Tweed.

When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."

Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.

by Jake May 13, 2005

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005