dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

shitto

How you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the gay bar.

Dude, I'm feel shitto after blowing all my money at the gay bar last night.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

stigwashed

To be pretty much fuckadeered}.

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004