Jaggo's definitions

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

mumia abu-jamal

A cop killer who garners sympathy soley because of his skin color.

Dude, if only I was black like Mumia, I would have national interest my murder case, but unfortunately I'm white and I just sit here rotting on death row without self-hating fools trying to get me out of jail.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

brown and proud

A slogan used by racist mexicans to describe their "superior race". See "La Raza".

Dude, If I was mexican, I could say "brown and proud" and be championed as a cultural activist, but instead I'm white and get my ass kicked when I say "white pride".

by Jaggo March 21, 2004