Jaggo's definitions

bottle whipped

To have recieved a pounding headache from liquor.

Dude, last night I got housed and now I'm bottle whipped.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

by Jaggo March 24, 2004

BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit shed

outhouse, porta-potty

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004