A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.
If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
Get the gaugemug. A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.
Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!
Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.
Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
Get the immigrantmug. A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.
Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.
by Jaggo March 24, 2004
Get the benglemug. by Jaggo March 21, 2004
Get the shit shedmug. A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.
Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
Get the BETmug. Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
Get the yellowjacketsmug. by Jaggo March 23, 2004
Get the white jesusmug.