Jaggo's definitions

chuggaloo

A professional drinker.

Not to be confused with chubbaloo.

Dude, that guy just drank a case of forties. He's a regular chuggaloo.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

scag

The front point of a hemroller, i.e. Truggo.

Dude, I just got scagged for drinking beer in Mill Valley.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004